<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5835620003877234494</id><updated>2011-04-21T14:39:58.970-07:00</updated><category term='credit cards'/><category term='survive zombies'/><category term='banks'/><title type='text'>Surviving Zombies</title><subtitle type='html'>When I get my bills each month, I feel like the banks and credit card companies are just a bunch of mindless zombies who crave my money. Here's how I survive those zombies: fiscal responsibility and some type of trauma to the zombie brain.</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://survivezombies.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5835620003877234494/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://survivezombies.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Blogger</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>1</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5835620003877234494.post-6452054310894785804</id><published>2008-12-31T14:04:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2008-12-31T14:05:59.060-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='credit cards'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='banks'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='survive zombies'/><title type='text'>Brains. We Want Your Brains...and Your Money</title><content type='html'>Threaten me with late payments and bad credit. I don't care. Stupid zombie banks. Stupid credit cards. I hate the both of you. Pretty soon I'll have enough money to not even worry about simply making the minimum payments. And you'll be sorry when that happens. And your little dog, too!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5835620003877234494-6452054310894785804?l=survivezombies.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5835620003877234494/posts/default/6452054310894785804'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5835620003877234494/posts/default/6452054310894785804'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://survivezombies.blogspot.com/2008/12/brains-we-want-your-brainsand-your.html' title='Brains. We Want Your Brains...and Your Money'/><author><name>Blogger</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry></feed>
